WHAT IF THEY’D DONE AN UPGRADE, BUT FORGOTTEN TO TELL US?

The new book from David Firth, author of How to Make Work Fun!, The Corporate Fool & Corporate Voodoo…

HUMAN 2.0:
THE UPGRADE IS AVAILABLE

The User’s Manual for A Brilliant Life

Dear [name]

It has come to our attention that many of you have not acknowledged the receipt of the upgraded User’s Manual Human 2.0. It appears that you are still operating under the obsolete Manual for Human 1.0. We are sorry for any confusion.

For those of you who find themselves not in receipt of Manual Human 1.0 either, please find the attached version, for your information only. Please keep this in a safe place for your records.

We are also attaching Manual Human 2.0.

The Life available to you as a result of running the Human technology was intended to be rich, joyful and fulfilling. We now accept that the operational guidelines offered in Human 1.0 fell markedly short for enabling this to happen, and left many of our customers instead experiencing a Life of anger, doubt and frustration. We offer our humblest apologies.

May we take this opportunity to wish you many further happy years of operation under Human 2.0 and assure you of our continued best attention.

Yours faithfully
Customer Services